Nagitos Remarkable Relish

Nagito’s Remarkable Relish from Nagito Reviews YouTube Channel, formally known as Special Sauce. See Nagito's Special Sauce for more info.

(this is an excerpt from “Top 5 Things Doctors Don’t Want You To Know”)

“Number 4 is the health fortifying properties of my- *scratches* Remarkable....Relish! Well there’s been some... increasingly problematic red tape surrounding my past business ventures, I can hopefully assure you that the doctors protesting against the side effects of my past products are true agents of despair! The chemical properties that my sau- um.. relish contains is nothing but entirely beneficial to your body. My Remarkable Relish contains multiple anti-carcinogens, and even an extra boost of hope and luck to get you through your day! What more can you ask for from questionably legal food item? I’d tell you where you can buy this hopeful substance, but due to some despair-inducing legislator I’m unable to publicly sell any foodstuffs for the next six months. How hopeless!”